Five random minutes from my busy Friday…
Friend: [checks link, comes back] does he always refer to himself in the third person?
Me: Worked for Bod Dole, works for Dean Elmore
Me: [thinks, "I should register a Bob Dole twitter account and make all my posts: 'Bob Dole is Shopping at WalMart.', 'Bob Dole is recommending http://tinyurl.com/3zdewh', etc.] damn someone already squatted http://twitter.com/BobDole
Friend: [check the twitter page first or the rest of this makes no sense] that’s a long time to be spanking a squirrel
Me: it was a very, very bad squirrel