Together at last: mustard hot dog relish; oysters; mushroom stems AND pieces

Seriously, this corner spa (JP-speak for bodega apparently) has about 100 SKUs that don’t deal with liquor, scratch tickets or long distance calling cards. How then do explain this cornucopia of canned bliss?:

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Because not everyone is on Twitter…

timoreilly Retweeting @gruber: Glad to see the McCain campaign isn’t trying to politicize Bristol Palin’s wedding: http://xrl.us/osc2h This article may just have ruined my day, week, … crushed my soul: Inside John McCain’s campaign the expectation is growing that there will be a popularity boosting pre-election wedding in Alaska between Bristol Palin, 17, and Levi [...]

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Twitter saves Friday

Five random minutes from my busy Friday… Me: http://twitter.com/DeanElmore Friend: [checks link, comes back] does he always refer to himself in the third person? Me: Worked for Bod Dole, works for Dean Elmore Friend: outstanding Me: [thinks, "I should register a Bob Dole twitter account and make all my posts: 'Bob Dole is Shopping at [...]

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Salesforce.com is not a substitute for communication

I recently received a nice, polite, relevant email from an account exec. who works for a Social Media company. No surprise there, a few weeks ago I went to a networking event this company was a sponsor. Nothing to weird right, they sponsored a great event, making it very affordable for a bunch of interesting [...]

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Everytime you add this to your email, a kitten dies.

Seriously, everytime I see one of these I feel icky. I don’t know, maybe don’t use color in your email, and done include three months of quoted correspondence below your signature might be a better place to start. Oh wait, here’s an idea, don’t email back “Thanks!” every time, my brain is part of the [...]

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One day they will say: “remember back in the begining?”

Sometime you don’t want to check your blog stats. Sitting on the back porch with Laura. Suggesting FeedBurner to her. Touting the tracking, statistics and features. I pull up the stats for tmrs, excited because I picked up a new subscription to the RSS feed. A bit about expectation leveling here. I started this blog [...]

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Cream – Nut. What?

Spotted on Google News 10:30 AM 2/27/08: Did the school bus run over the peanut butter? Interested I clicked on the image and was treated with this story: Now I am really confused.

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Battery Life

178 hours of battery life left?!

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