Twitter saves Friday

Five random minutes from my busy Friday…


Friend: [checks link, comes back] does he always refer to himself in the third person?

Me: Worked for Bod Dole, works for Dean Elmore

Friend: outstanding

Me: [thinks, “I should register a Bob Dole twitter account and make all my posts: ‘Bob Dole is Shopping at WalMart.’, ‘Bob Dole is recommending’, etc.] damn someone already squatted

Friend: [check the twitter page first or the rest of this makes no sense] that’s a long time to be spanking a squirrel

Me: it was a very, very bad squirrel


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