With apologies to the GOTO statement, the recomendation below is truly harmful.
PAT CONROY ?!?!!?!
The flanking books I can see, but Pat Conroy? I admit that I once read “Prince of Tides,” but I was on vacation at a house with a limited library. Pat Conroy v. Danielle Steele; Conroy wins that one.
But how did Amazon find out? A less than discreet relative perhaps….
(ps. Check out the review snippet from Wapo in the second image)